Major League Baseball has a section on their website called 'Apply for Your Dream Job'. Since I am current job searching, I took a look. MLB will set up you in New York City for the entire upcoming baseball season, you will multi-task watching every baseball game, and blog about them. Yep, this is definitely a great job. There is no chance in hell I would ever get it, but I took the time to write the 500 words about myself and then another 500 words about who I think will be this year's AL MVP (Robinson Cano). Come on MLB, I'm waiting.